[How] Access?

1. Common Entrance
- Entering through things/areas where the involved parties/persons/entities have/share in common

2. WAEC/SSCE/GCE/NECO
- Using variations in pronunciations and spellings (i.e. homophones and homonyms); and redundant silent letters
i) /w/ or /v/
ii) /c/ or /k/
iii) /s/ or /c/
iv) ay or ah
v) /g/ or /j/
vi) EL or L
vii) knight or night or nite or nait

3. B.Sc./B.A./B.Ed/B.Tech/LLB/BDS/B.Eng/B.Pharm
i) Bachelors that need a spouse
ii) Ba the sound sheep make thus luring the unwitting
iii) Bed for those sexually uninhibited
iv) 'Be technical' for those who are shallow in their field
v) Bound by the law
vi) Weakness for sweet/sugary things
vii) Using short form of English words to foster miscommunication
viii) Sowing seeds long before they are expected to be cultivated

4. M.Sc./MBA/M.Ed./LLM
- Who is your master?
- Money or God?

5. P.hD./M.D.
- Are you sick?
- Who is your doctor/physician/healer?
- Natural, supernatural or scientific?
- What is your sickness?