PSYCHOLOGY 102 (Societal Conditioning)

• You can give your offering from where you areseated but if you are giving your tithe you need to come to the front of the whole church.

#WhyTheSpecialTreatment?

• If you spend N1000 just for transportation in one day to look for a job, you are a hardworkingperson. But if you use N1000 for one month internet data applying for various jobs at the comfort of your home, you are a lazy youth.

#Hardwork,NotSmartwork

• You can vote for anybody you like but it’s only those that have campaign money and popularity that you will see.

#ControlledChoice

• Wisdom is the principal thing, yet the poor man’s wisdom is despised.

#OwoNiKoko

• An anointed gospel singer is shown once in a while on TV, but bum-bum shaking songs are shown multiple times everyday.

#WomenAreToBeSeen,NotHeard

• “The land is green” but it is a thing of pride forone’s children to be abroad.

#KeepingUpWithTheJones

• Television is evil and books are good. But television can give you in one hour what some books will take a whole day to give you.

#LookSmart

• You can wear bikini to swim in public but it is shameful to wear pant and bra in public.

#TheForbiddenFruitAgain

• If you pray for seven (7) hours straight with none of them answered, you are a prayer warrior. But if all your prayers are answered in just seven (7) minutes of prayer, you are considered an ‘up-and-coming baby believer’.

#TheReturnOfThePharisees

• If you earn N5million per annum but have to wake up 4a.m. to go to work, and get back home 10p.m. commuting through traffic daily and having little or no personal time, you are considered middle class. But if you earn N50,000 per month from a close by ‘occupation’ that affords you personal time for physical, mental, spiritual and social development, you are considered lower class.

#TimeNaMoney

• If you pastor a large congregation of 10,000 members you are considered a Man of God. But if you have just 12 disciples following you, you are considered as lacking marketing and people skills.

#InstaTweet