The Correct Pronounciation Of Blood

In a world where there are as many professions as there are colours, some simple things become or seem quite more complicated than they really are.

A question is asked "what is the colour of the liquid that runs in our veins?":
The child said "It is red"
The butcher said "It is ox blood"
The tailor said "It is crimson"
The sailor said "It is maroon"
The King said "It is BLUED. They just misspelt the blued as BLOOD!"

So it turns out that a 'commoner' has blued blood of royalty making both what seems BLOOD red also BLUED blue.


#Brood
#Brewed

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