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How Many Eves?

In Genesis chapter 2, the Bible says that God said that it is not good that man be alone. So God made a woman with the rib He took out of Adam. My question is, what happened to the female God created in Genesis chapter 1? *[[Gen 1:27]] KJV* So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him;male and FEMALE created he them.

PSYCHOLOGY 102 [Societal Conditioning]

• You can give your offering from where you are seated but if you are giving your tithe you need to come to the front of the whole church. #WhyTheSpecialTreatment? • If you spend N1000 just for transportation in one day to look for a job, you are a hardworking person. But if you use N1000 for one month internet data applying for various jobs at the comfort of your home, you are a lazy youth. #Hardwork,NotSmartwork • You can vote for anybody you like but it's only those that have campaign money and popularity that you will see. #ControlledChoice • Wisdom is the principal thing, yet the poor man's wisdom is despised. #OwoNiKoko • An anointed gospel singer is shown once in a while on TV, but bum-bum shaking songs are shown multiple times everyday. #WomenAreToBeSeen,Not Heard • "The land is green" but it is a thing of pride for one's children to be abroad. #KeepingUpWithTheJones • Television is evil and books are good. But television can give you in one hour what some...

Theory Of The 'Sons Of God'

Job 1:6 KJV Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them. #JEHOVAH 1. Jesus Christ the Messiah [with a message] #ArchAngelGabriel? #Luke1:26-32 #Leonardo? 2. The Antichrist #ArchAngelLucifer? #2Thessalonians2:4 #Donatello? 3. The Conquering "KING OF KINGS, AND LORDOF LORDS" #ArchAngelMichael? #Revelation19:11-16 #Michaelangello? 4. "Alpha and Omega" #ArchAngelRapha*L #Revelation1:8 #Revelation21:6 #Revelation22:1-2 #Raphael?

Pop Pop 'Thundermans'

* HEAVEN ✓ Uranus (Great-grandfather) ✓ Zeus (Father) * TIME ✓ Chronos (Grandfather) ✓ [Artemis &] Apollo (['Gem-in-i' &] Me) * EARTH ✓ Gaea (Great-grandmother) ✓ Demeter (Mother?) #Heir #1:01(61seconds) #*Leto(Psychology101) #*Chronos(History101) #*Uranus(Marketing101?) #AlternateGenerationSuccession?

@MostFear

* STEP 1: Know thyself (Genesis 1:14-19) ✓ Sun of God - Apollo ✓ Son of God - Jesus ✓ Son of Man - OSA['s]R(I)EM(I)E{N} * STEP 2: Identify a compatible 'sister' (Genesis1:27; Genesis 2:23-24) ✓ Destin[y]ation ✓ 'Artemis' (Moon) ✓ 'Aphrodite' (Venus) * STEP 3: Burst through the atmosphere (@MostFear) of 'Mother Earth' (Genesis 2:25) ✓ Rocket fuel ✓ Cooling system when hot ✓ Persistent consistence #BasicInstructionsBeforeLeavingEarth(B.I.B.L.E.) #HowToBreakthroughTheAtmosphere(@MostFear) #Questar_92299

Possible Path Meanings

* ROAD: A novel path linking two previously disconnected places (e.g. Ikorodu road) * WAY: The broadening over time of a popularlyused road (e.g. Lagos-Ibadan Expressway) * STREET: The branching off from a road (e.g. Imobi Street, off Ejigbo road) #ThePathOfTheOne?

What's So Funny?

* "Number 2" * "Do" * "But my butt" #Poo? #HeavenIsYourThrone?

Resident 'Spirits' Observed So Far

• Mosquito ✓ Blood/life sucking spirit? ✓ Nocturnal predation? ✓ Anti-current agency? • Rat ✓ Wide 'spectrumed' diet? ✓ Diet snippets conveyance? ✓ Fast node-to-node safety strategy? • Ants ✓ Constant activity? ✓ Presence of 'sweet' food? ✓ Individual-group operation? • Wall Gecko ✓ Occasional 'cameo' diet-based appearances? ✓ Off-the-ground living? ✓ Regenerative 'rear-end-attack' ability? • Cockroach ✓ 'Party' pooper? ✓ International 'squatter'? ✓ Darkness operation? • Spider ✓ Passive activity? ✓ Patient predation? ✓ Hidden perception? #My(A)partmentIn'MountOlympus'

Weeky Food Time-Table

1. SUNDAY • Breakfast = Fasting/Skipped • Lunch = Coca-Cola & Snacks • Dinner = Garri 2. MONDAY • Breakfast = Bread & Tea • Lunch = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg) • Dinner = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg) 3. TUESDAY • Breakfast = Bread & Tea • Lunch = Spaghetti & Stew (with boiled egg) • Dinner = Spaghetti & Stew (with boiled egg) 4. WEDNESDAY • Breakfast = Fasting • Lunch = Fasting • Dinner = Garri & Suya 5. THURSDAY • Breakfast = Bread & Tea • Lunch = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg) • Dinner = Rice & Stew (with boiled egg) 6. FRIDAY • Breakfast = Bread & Tea • Lunch = Yam (with boiled egg) • Dinner = Yam (with boiled egg) 7. SATURDAY • Breakfast = Bread & Tea • Lunch = Indomie • Dinner = Indomie #WinningBalancedDietFormulaForUnemployedBachelors/Masters

Caution

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The following two (2) churches may have layedoverdue focus and emphasis on 'trigonometric ratios': 1. Redeemed Christian Church of God• Sin (i.e. sin)• Tan (i.e. [Sa]tan) 2. Living Faith Church• Cos (i.e. curse)• Tan (i.e. [Sa]tan) They (and others like them) may be unwittingly marketing the 'serpent' of Genesis chapter 3.

"Let Me Say My Secret Magic Words Spotty."

For those of us who are old enough to remember SUPERTED, and young enough to log-in into a NAIRALAND account with a PA55W0RD; believe it or not but each time SuperTed said those words ("Let me say my secret magic words Spotty."to Spotty, he was already saying his 'secret' magic words, and then just pretends to whisper his 'real' secret magic words after he has already in reality just finished saying it. #OpenSecret

Much Ado About Nothing

LEX LUTHOR: Miss Teschmacher, when I was six years old my father said to me… MISS TESCHMACHER: “Get out.” LEX LUTHOR: Ha ha. Before that. He said, “Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse. People are no damn good, but they will always need land and they’ll pay through the nose to get it! Remember,” my father said… OTIS: “… land.” LEX LUTHOR: Right. • • • * NeverLAND 1 (Peter Pan): A paradise-like place where kids can fly & don't grow old; and the enemies are grown-ups with Captain Hook as the leader. * WonderLAND (Alice): An enigmatic place where creatures and non-living things can speak; and virtually anything is possible. * NeverLAND 2 (Michael Jackson): A place thatbelonged to the late King of Pop where childrencan play and have fun on amazing amusement-park-like rides. • • • [MATTHEW 6:19-21 KJV] 19 Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: 20 But lay ...

WhatsApp[ening?]

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✓ Sons of Issachar who had understanding of the times (i.e. they knew WhatsApp[ening?]) ✓ GREEN colour background colour (WhatsApp[ening?] on the EARTH) ✓ WHITE font colour (WhatsApp[ening?] on the white CLOUD MESSAGES) ✓ BLUE ticks (WhatsApp[ening?] in the blue SKIES/HEAVENS) ✓ GREY tick(s) (WhatsApp[ening?] in the grey CLOUD MESSAGES)

Jesus Christ: The Real Big Brother

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✓ He is watching us ✓ Through the Bible we interact with Him (The Living Word) in the 'Diary Room' ✓ He rewards faithful and true 'housemates' who know that this world is not their home ✓ He sometimes selects the most unlikely as 'Head of House' ✓ Sundays are special and called the "Lord's Day" either for resurrection (i.e. revelation of the winner) or for judgement (i.e. eviction) ✓ His angels (i.e. the ninjas) help and guide us ✓ He provides for our needs with regular supplies and announces "the store room is now open" #RomansChapter8verse14to19

Facts Why Women Are Suspect Members Of Society

1. Change of name when they get married almost as if trying to hide their 'roots' or their true identity. And perhaps also trying to attain anew identity for themselves. 2. First degree in universities are called Bachelors (not Spinsters). 3. Second degree in universities are called Masters (not Miss). 4. Third degree in universities are called Doctors (not Nurse). 5. They seem to be in charge of the selling, purchase and cooking of food that is essential to life and living. 6. Their general perception and disposition as the 'weaker' sex make it defaultly easier for them not only to perpetrate crimes, but to get away with it as the victim and victor. 7. The bulk of nurturing the children is from themother. And therefore kids (that grow up to be adults) are virtually products/puppets of that upbringing they received mostly from their mothers. #UndercoverAngels? #OR #BehindTheScenePowersThatBe?

MARKETING 101 [The Personal Connection]

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There are many whose true identity are the initials JC apart from Jackie Chan whose namethis Chan{N}eL resembles. Such as: * Julius Caesar * Jaimie Curtis * Jonathan Cotton However, this Chan{N}eL is really about a particular JC. And that is Jesus Christ who saidin the book of John in the Holy Bible: [John 14:6] Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. #14June? #Ah+KPPO+LO=Apollo?#Parables=Movies?

What Is His Hem Worth?

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What do you get if you combine the following?: * Apollo (the son of Zeus the god of thunder); * Superman (the son of Jor-EL); and * Jesus Christ (the son of a carpenter)

'One Eye' Deciphered (i.e. Pirates/Piracy)

* Mat 6:22 KJV The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. * "When the answer is in sight, the truth will come to light." * "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King." ✓ One eye logo (LG) ✓ Conjunctivitis on one eye (Apollo) ✓ Eye patch on one eye (Pirates) • Superman & all the others • Coca-Cola & all the others • Bic & all the others • Bruce Lee & all the others #TheQualityOriginals

#MeToo

• Bill Clinton ✓ • Tiger Woods ✓ • Bill Cosby ✓ • Harvey Weistein ✓ • Donald Trump [pending?] In those days, bible talk say na 'strange women'dey bring down 'strong men' (Proverbs 7:5, 26). However, nowadays, media dey talk say na 'strong women' dey bring down 'strange men'. Abeg, whose report shall we believe? The bible or the media? #Samson&Delilah #YourView

Ring-A-Ring-A Roses

• "Ring-a-ring-a Roses" (i.e. the telephone was ringing louder) • "A bucket full of poses" (i.e. a bucket full of photographs) • "A-tissue a-tissue" (i.e. the photographer sneezes twice) • "We all fall down" (i.e. the spiders hanging on their webs from the ceiling) #ReportOfAnIncidentBySpiders? #Nursery[Rhyme]2? #BlackSpiders?