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If the correct order of the digits are 123456789, where does the zero (0) correctly belong? A} At the beginning (0123456789) B} At the end (1234567890) Genesis chapter 1 verse 1 talk say na "In" not "At".

1. It is SIGN not SIN. (Sine) 2. It is CAUSE not CURSE (Cos) 3. It is TANGISH not TARNISH (Tan) If SOH = CAH = 0.707 (Zoom mobile numbers); and TAN = 1; Therefore, the tailor is SOHing as fart (oops, I mean 'fast') as a zooming CAH with one (1) hue, TAN.

1. "Bring down this temple and in three days I will raise it up" 2. "You will have no other sign but the sign of Jonah who was in the belly of a whale for three days and three nights" 3. "Do you know why I believe in Jesus, do you know why He's so great, after three days, He rose from the dead..." HOWEVER, den talk say na 3p.m. on Good Friday Jesus Christ die, and na early Sunday morning He resurrect. DAT NA ONE & A HALF DAY, TWO NIGHTS NOW.

An alien called Jex contrasts Earth culture to his home planet Omega Rorrim. Hear his observations: • On my planet, we quarantine the contagiously ill by putting them in palaces and studios. Here on Earth you call them royalty and celebrities. • In Omega Rorrim water is a container. Here on Earth water is content. • Omega Rorrims wear their natural skin as clothes and hospitalise those who keep changing their skin. Here on Earth you change your skin clothing everyday and call it sanity. • Cleansing on Omega Rorrim is done as frequently as natural rainfall. Here on Earth, you shelter yourselves with umbrellas and pray for rain when it ceases. • Animals in Omega Rorrim are seen as spirits. Here on Earth, you consider animals as inferior rivals. • Up is any direction in Omega Rorrim, but here on Earth up is only skyward. • On my planet Omega Rorrim, the most revered question is 'why'. Here on Earth, your most revered question is 'who'.

"Ki lon pe 10?" is a question asked in the Yoruba language meaning "What do they call 10?" Look at your fingers and count how many you have: The First is called 1 (one); The next is called 2 (two); The next is called 3 (three); The next is called 4 (four); The next is called 5 (five); The next is called 6 (six); The next is called 7 (seven); The next is called 8 (eight); The next is called 9 (nine); Shouldn't the Last be called 0 (zero)?

"(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" by Bryan Adams {Revelation 21} [Groom Jesus]: Look into my eyes – you will see What you mean to me. [Bride City]: Search your heart, search your soul And when you find me there you'll search no more. [Groom Jesus]: Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for. You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for. You know it's true: Everything I do, I do it for you. [Bride City]: Look into your heart – you will find There's nothin' there to hide. [Groom Jesus]: Take me as I am, take my life. I would give it all, I would sacrifice. [Bride City]: Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for I can't help it, there's nothin' I want more [Groom Jesus]: You know it's true: Everything I do, I do it for you, oh, yeah. [Bride & Groom]: There's no love like your love And no other could give more love. There's nowhere unless you're there All the time, all the way, yeah.

A teacher of Computer Studies asks a student named Aremu "what is the full meaning of IT?" Aremu responds "Information Technology." The teacher asks another student named Frank "what is the difference between RAM and ROM?" Frank responds "You eat RAM but you drink RUM."

The following questions are to stimulate evaluative thought and possibly catalyse realignment to truth unknown. #1: Apart from God Himself, what is so special about heaven that is not on earth? #2: What happens in heaven that goes on forever and ever and ever...without you getting bored or tired? #3: In heaven where we are to have new incorruptible immortal bodies, will we still need to bathe, excrete, sleep, etc. # 4: In heaven is it only the angels that can fly? #5: If heaven is the promised place of rest, how will that differ from a typical rest home on earth? #6: If the key attractions of heaven are peace, joy, streets of gold, mansions, reunion with loved ones, etc., how is that different from many such 'paradise-like' islands/locations on earth? #7: Is it the age at which one enters heaven that one will live at forever or will there be gradual aging just like it is on earth? #8: What is the means of duration measure/determination in heaven since there is no time in eterni...

Wise Virgins: "I can see what's happening" Foolish Virgins: "What?" Wise Virgins: "And they don't have a clue" Foolish Virgins: "Who?" Midnight Criers: "They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line: our trio's down to two." Foolish Virgins: "Oh." Wise Virgins: (In a sarcastic mock-French accent) "Ze sweet caress of twilight" (Back to normal, but still sarcastic) "There's magic everywhere. And with all this romantic atmosphere disaster's in the air" Harpists: "Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings The world, for once, in perfect harmony With all its living things" Bridegroom: "So many things to tell her But how to make her see The truth about my past? Impossible! She'd turn away from me" Bride: "He's holding back, he's hiding But what, I can't decide Why won't he be the king I know he is The king I see inside?...

• Born during a period of mass killing of babies • Put adrift on a river as a baby • Ends up away from his hebrew family • Runs away from the Egyptians after killing a man • Encounters a 'burning bush' experience just as things were getting better • Experiences much ignominy in 'freeing' his people • Conflicts with his siblings • Marital dissatisfaction and opts for variety in spouse choice • Isolated from his 'people' up on a mountain most of the time • First to receive the law (10 commandments) and first to break it • Sees the promised land and doesn't enter it • Seen at the mount of transfiguration but those who saw were told not to tell • His legacy as regards the law is brought down by the spirit of faith and grace • After his death, his body is mysteriously contended for by the devil