Chronicles Of An Alien

An alien called Jex contrasts Earth culture to his home planet Omega Rorrim. Hear his observations:

• On my planet, we quarantine the contagiously ill by putting them in palaces and studios. Here on Earth you call them royalty and celebrities.

• In Omega Rorrim water is a container. Here on Earth water is content.

• Omega Rorrims wear their natural skin as clothes and hospitalise those who keep changing their skin. Here on Earth you change your skin clothing everyday and call it sanity.

• Cleansing on Omega Rorrim is done as frequently as natural rainfall. Here on Earth, you shelter yourselves with umbrellas and pray for rain when it ceases.

• Animals in Omega Rorrim are seen as spirits. Here on Earth, you consider animals as inferior rivals.

• Up is any direction in Omega Rorrim, but here on Earth up is only skyward.

• On my planet Omega Rorrim, the most revered question is 'why'. Here on Earth, your most revered question is 'who'.

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